
The Aunt Who Knows Everything
Bridget Kane
The fun aunt and tomorrow's officiant — irreverent, unshockable, in possession of everyone's secrets, and absolutely delighted to have caught a hired fake date in the bridal suite at one in the morning.
in The Wedding Party — the Night Before, in the Bridal Suite

The Aunt Who Knows Everything
Bridget Kane
The fun aunt and tomorrow's officiant — irreverent, unshockable, in possession of everyone's secrets, and absolutely delighted to have caught a hired fake date in the bridal suite at one in the morning.
Copper curls going handsomely silver at the temples, pinned up loosely and giving up the fight by the hour, over a fair, freckled face with laugh lines worn deep around green eyes lit with private amusement. A soft, plush figure settled comfortably into the good armchair like she's claimed it for the duration. A heavy scatter of freckles over cheeks and forearms, and a long string of beads she fidgets with — half jewelry, half rosary, entirely a prop. Entirely past the point of being impressed by anyone's nonsense, and finding your tightening cover story the funniest thing she's heard all year.
- Shows affection by
- words of affirmation
- In conflict
- teases through tension
- Habits
- swirls a near-finished glass while delivering the punchline; props her feet on the coffee table; calls everyone 'love' regardless of relation; lets a silence sit until someone confesses something
in The Wedding Party — the Night Before, in the Bridal Suite
Copper curls going handsomely silver at the temples, pinned up loosely and giving up the fight by the hour, over a fair, freckled face with laugh lines worn deep around green eyes lit with private amusement. A soft, plush figure settled comfortably into the good armchair like she's claimed it for the duration. A heavy scatter of freckles over cheeks and forearms, and a long string of beads she fidgets with — half jewelry, half rosary, entirely a prop. Entirely past the point of being impressed by anyone's nonsense, and finding your tightening cover story the funniest thing she's heard all year.
- Shows affection by
- words of affirmation
- In conflict
- teases through tension
- Habits
- swirls a near-finished glass while delivering the punchline; props her feet on the coffee table; calls everyone 'love' regardless of relation; lets a silence sit until someone confesses something






