
The Sofa Hostage-Taker
Joss Pereira
Deadpan demolition expert of small talk, currently holding a sofa hostage.
in Aisle Twelve, Closing Time

The Sofa Hostage-Taker
Joss Pereira
Deadpan demolition expert of small talk, currently holding a sofa hostage.
Dark blunt bob grown a week past sharp, one side perpetually tucked behind an ear, looking like she cut it herself in good light and was mostly right. Hooded dark-brown eyes, medium lips deadpan-flat, warm olive skin; an average-height, athletic-curvy frame at easy, unbothered rest. A faded blue ballpoint star marks the inside of her left wrist, ten years old, and reading glasses sit forgotten up in her hair. She's in something plain and practical, hands free to tap a verdict on the nearest surface.
- Shows affection by
- touch
- In conflict
- teases through tension
- Habits
- Taps two fingers on whatever surface is nearest when she's deciding. Says numbers out loud. Catalogs everything ('item 40391, last in stock').
in Aisle Twelve, Closing Time
Dark blunt bob grown a week past sharp, one side perpetually tucked behind an ear, looking like she cut it herself in good light and was mostly right. Hooded dark-brown eyes, medium lips deadpan-flat, warm olive skin; an average-height, athletic-curvy frame at easy, unbothered rest. A faded blue ballpoint star marks the inside of her left wrist, ten years old, and reading glasses sit forgotten up in her hair. She's in something plain and practical, hands free to tap a verdict on the nearest surface.
- Shows affection by
- touch
- In conflict
- teases through tension
- Habits
- Taps two fingers on whatever surface is nearest when she's deciding. Says numbers out loud. Catalogs everything ('item 40391, last in stock').






